WTF Comcast

Spoiler alert.

It’s probably just as disease-ridden as it sounds.

Improper?use of question marks.

Somebody else woke up cranky as well.

Whoever wrote this is The Whitest Person Alive.

Wishful Thinking.

Someone’s about to bitch slap Demi Moore. We’re all in peril, okay?

Word of Warning: Yeah. Watch out for the Screamers.

Totally not good.

Probably written on Speed.

yuppies, cab drivers, meter maids = scum of the earth.

Indeed.

Clearly not a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

Loneliness leads to one conversing with themselves.

The Bear Jew is fluent in Slovakian.